Archive for February, 2006

LeBron Booed At Home?

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Was it because the Cavs lost? Nope. Did he insult the crowd? Nope. Was he human? Bullseye. LeBron James put up 25-7-9 in a loss to the Wizards Friday night, but it was his performance in the second half that brought on the jeers. He went 0-8 from the field and 4-12 from the line in the second half and was booed by the home crowd in the final minutes. REAL SMART, HECKLE THE ONLY REASON YOU ACTUALLY GO TO SEE THE CAVS PLAY. YOU DIDN’T GO TO SEE ERIC SNOW DISH IT TO DREW GOODEN…

King James commented after the game: “If these fans want to boo me, it’s on them.” NO ‘BRON, IT’S STILL ON YOU. IT ALWAYS WILL BE. TAKE A TIP FROM KOBE: GET RID OF THOSE STUPID ASSISTS; TEAMMATES ARE FOR PUSSIES…

Bode Brings Home A Bagel

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

U.S. Olympian and much-hyped skiier Bode Miller made it official, he’s not bringing home any medals from Italy. He went 0 for 5 in his attempts including 3 DNF’s, and his highest placing was fifth. GET THAT MAN A DRINK!!!

Miller appeared unfazed by his lack of success: “The expectations were other people’s…I’m comfortable with what I’ve accomplished, including at the Olympics. I came in here to race as hard as I could. That was my obligation to myself….I got to party and socialize at an Olympic level.” YEAH, OKAY. NEWS FLASH DUMBASS, NIKE (REMEMBER THEM?) SPONSORED YOU IN HOPES THAT YOU WOULD BRING HOME MORE THAN STD’s…

Telfair Suspended 2 Games For Firearms Incident

Friday, February 24th, 2006

Portland Trail Blazer’s guard Sebastian Telfair was suspended two games by the NBA after a loaded firearm was found during an inspection of the team’s plane earlier in the month. No charges were filed, but this violates the collective bargaining agreement which prohibits a player from possessing a firearm while on team or league business. Telfair said that the gun was his girlfriend’s and he grabbed her bag by accident. OBVIOUSLY SEBASTIAN ISN’T A TRUE TRAIL BLAZER YET…WHERE WERE THE DRUGS AT???

The 20-year-old came straight out of high school and was the 13th overall pick in the 2004 draft, and is averaging 8 points and 4 assists in 25 minutes per game. IF HE SHOOTS A GUN ANYTHING LIKE HE SHOOTS A BASKETBALL, THEN WE’LL ALL BE FINE.

Clarett Pleads Not Guilty To Robbery Charges

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Maurice Clarett pleaded not guilty to flashing a gun at 2 people in an alley behind a bar on New Year’s Day and taking a cell phone. The former Buckeye star allegedly left the scene in an SUV after being identified by the owner of the bar. YOU KNOW MAURICE, YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO THESE PEOPLE, YOU’LL BE ASKING THEM FOR THEIR SPARE CHANGE IN A COUPLE YEARS…

Clarett was drafted in the third round by the Broncos in the 2005 draft, and was cut in August, before the season started. FOREGOING A NORMAL CONTRACT FOR AN INCENTIVE LADEN DEAL TO PROVE YOURSELF DOESN’T WORK OUT TOO WELL WHEN YOU’RE OUT OF THE LEAGUE, DOES IT GENIUS?  DON’T WORRY THOUGH, MAYBE YOU CAN GET A JOB AT KFC WITH FREDDIE MITCHELL…

Gonzaga Fans Urged To ‘Brokeback’ Chant

Monday, February 20th, 2006

The 5th ranked Gonzaga fans have been asked to stop chanting “Brokeback Mountain” during their home basketball games. The chant, apparently, is meant to be an insinuation that the opposing player with the ball is gay.
Boosters of the program have asked students to refrain from making “inappropriate chants”, and basically use better judgement.

According to Helping Educate Regarding Orientation (HERO), a gay-straight alliance on Gonzaga’s campus, “This is not even remotely the first time that Kennel Club chanters have chanted homophobic phrases at basketball games.”

Faculty at the school feel that they are making progress with the elimination of the chants, as professors have brought it up in class and all of the students seem to be uncomfortable with the sexuality-questioning chant.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874

This is just ridiculous. There’s nothing more advantageous to a team than a good home-court advantage, and a rowdy student section is the best you can ask for. But when you have a large assemblance of people who apparently can’t use their brains and clap at the same time, then you’ve got problems.
Gonzaga fans should be biting their tongue because opposing teams could be chanting “One Man Team!”, I have a feeling that they won’t be talking so much trash next year when they come back down to Earth once Adam Morrison’s poorly-mustached self leaves them. And for the school to say that they asked the students about this situation, and that none of said students feels comfortable with the chant, yeah okay. That’s why thousands of them chant that phrase that so many of them feel so uncomfortable with, it makes sense to me.

Sosa Would Rather Retire Than ‘Beg For A Spot’

Monday, February 20th, 2006

Rather than compete for a spot on the Washington Nationals roster, Sammy Sosa would just as soon hang up his cleats and call it a career. The Nationals offered Sosa a one-year, $500,000 non-guaranteed contract in what they feel would be an insurance policy for their questionable outfield heading into the season.

This is the only contract offer Sosa has received this off-season.

Sosa was released by the Baltimore Orioles after a disappointing year in which he got paid $17 million to hit .221 and drive in 45 RBI’s while hitting only 14 home runs in 102 games.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2328640

What a fall from grace, huh? The man is 12 home runs shy of 600 and teams won’t even give him a look for their roster. I’d like to say that its too bad that Slammin’ Sammy has turned into Sam the Sham in a couple short years but, I can’t. I have no sympathy for a guy who feels he is above the game when in fact any game he had seems to have had left him years ago. Why not take this job and prove to us that you’ve still got some juice, I mean gas left in the tank? I mean, $500,000 is nothing to sneeze at, and for Shammy’s sake that is a good thing, wouldn’t want to throw out the old back again, would we? If only there was a way to somehow put some cork in that contract so he could inflate those numbers too….

Kwan pulls groin

Monday, February 13th, 2006

Soon after an injured Kwan bowed out of the games, NBC courted the athlete they had banked on being its biggest draw, hoping to lure her into the broadcast booth. Sorry no dice suckas!

The star withdrew from the Olympics on Sunday because of a strained groin muscle, ending her quest for her first gold medal in what was expected to be one of the most compelling stories in Turin.

Whoa, one hell of a night in Turino. I always knew those Italians were wild!