The NBA is apparently planning on banning the wearing of tights worn by many players begining next year. This comes after the NBA instituted a business casual dress code and started reguating the length of the shorts on uniforms. SERIOUSLY, ARE THEY JUST TRYING TO PISS OFF EVERYONE IN THE LEAGUE?!?
San Francisco Giants star slugger Barry Bonds told the media “My life is in shambles. It is crazy,” Bonds said Monday in an interview with The Associated Press. “It couldn’t get any crazier. I’m just trying to stay sane.” He is also shutting himself down for the rest of spring training in hopes to save himself for the regular season. MAN, I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY….ALRIGHT, THE MOMENT HAS PASSED.
Wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson signed with the Carolina Panthers officially on Friday, ending speculation on where the recently-cut player would land. The Cowboys released Johnson last week in preparation to make a run at Terrell Owens, and the Panthers gave him a 4-year, $19 million contract with a $5 million signing bonus. HELL, WITH THE WAY THE PANTHERS CHEERLEADERS ACT, I’D PLAY THERE FOR FREE!
The recently-acquired Steve Francis says that he has no problems coming off of the bench this year, but if he is still doing it next year he wants out of New York. The Knicks guard says that the team should trade him next year, rather that have him come off the pine. He’s been with the team for about a month.
STEVE FRANCIS = DISENFRANCHISED?
Banned from doing business with Atlantic City casinos, boxing promoter Don King was honored Monday by the city, which named a street-end plaza after him.
Where’s the hair!?! |
The simmering dispute between the Washington Nationals and Alfonso Soriano escalated on Monday when the four-time All-Star refused to take the field in an exhibition game.Second baseman Soriano, acquired off-season from the Texas Rangers, has vetoed the Nationals’ demand that he switch to the outfield.
Get that man a tissue! 
After a day with trock; Jennie was ready to play. VaVoom!
The smile can stay, but the glove has got to go….
Gold is now my favorite color…
Black and white…color….she’s is fucking hot either way…
Blue skies, tan thighs….life is good….
You look so hot in that dress, but you really don’t need it
I could look at this forever…and I might just do it
And there it is folks, the money shot…
36 year old slugger Juan Gonzales, signed a minor league contract with the Boston Red Sox on Sunday. His last productive year came in 2001 when he hit .325 with 35 homers and 140 RBI. He has battled injury since, and tore his hamstring in his only at-bat with the Indians last year. HE’S A SOLID INSURANCE POLICY TO HAVE…SO LONG AS HE DOESN’T MOVE…
Victor Conte, the former owner of Balco, the supplement store made famous for its dealings with pro athletes, again denied that he ever supplied Barry Bonds with any steroids. He said that he did supply Bonds’ trainer Greg Anderson with two kinds of steroids, but he never had any talks with Barry about steroids. YEAH, LET’S ALL BELIEVE THE MAN BEHIND BARS…JOSE CANSECO IS LOOKING MORE CREDIBLE EVERY DAY…
Jerry Jones was finishing yet another explanation of why he believes Terrell Owens will be on his best behavior with the Dallas Cowboys when his new star receiver chimed in.
“Jerry, I know what’s expected of me,” Owens said. “I won’t let you down.”
The Cowboys sure hope so, especially since they didn’t get it in writing.
Looks like another Irving is back for the boys.
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