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Epstein Declines Prom Invite….

Two girls invited Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein to their high school prom, but he decided not to escort them. Epstein apparently met the girls while down in Florida, and they went to the Red Sox training facility bearing signs that read “Will you go to the prom with me?” SORRY LADIES, NO SUCH LUCK….BUT HEY, I KNOW A GUY NAMED KOBE WHO MIGHT JUST DO IT!

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2 Responses to “Epstein Declines Prom Invite….”

  1. Kobe Says:
    March 5th, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Damn right “The Kobe” will rape… I mean, escort these ladies to da prom!

  2. matt Says:
    March 10th, 2006 at 12:29 am

    yep. kobe’s policy: “old enough to pee, old enough for me”. hell if they were cute, i would bacng the shit out of them

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