Archive for April, 2006

So Much for the Highlight Reel

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

A German court has ruled that stadium operators can claim damages caused by streakers at soccer matches. In other words, stadiums that are fined by the German Soccer Federation for allowing streakers can in turn file that retribution on the streakers themselves.

This comes as a big blow to soccer fans everywhere.

Anybody who has ever watched a soccer match knows that the occasional streaker provides the only real entertainment during any soccer match… And with the World Cup just a mere 40 days away, many Europeons are dreading a final match that sanctions genuine entertainment.

We here at Fucked Sports are going out on a limb here… And predicting a riot.

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Adam writes: “So you mean that I can go streaking with the rest of the brazilian womens soccer team?”

Jail Isiah!

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Enough said haha:

www.jailisiah.com

Fucked Sports Crew

Friday, April 7th, 2006

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Bonds plays dodge(syringe)?

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

Syringe thrown at BondsSan Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds endured a hostile reception on the opening day of the season on Monday, with a sold-out Petco Park making clear their views on allegations of the outfielder’s illegal steroid use.At the start of a campaign in which Bonds could become the greatest home-run hitter in major league history, the 41-year-old was booed at every opportunity by San Diego Padres fans and even had to remove a syringe from the field that was tossed in his direction from the crowd.

“That’s the first time somebody threw something like that,” Bonds told reporters of the incident that occurred as he trotted toward the dugout after the bottom of the eighth inning.

“I just put it off the field so no one would get hurt.”

Nothing like crackin a fastball while dodgin the needle, somehow before the games he always gets hit! hah