They Think that they are High Class… That is just a Lie
Elvis is in the building… And we here at Fucked Sports are guessing that he is pissed.
Cirque du Soleil - the circus that travels the world hypnotizing it’s audiences with a psychedelic freak show of contortionists, midgets, man-bots and acrobats - just got freakier. The troupe is planning to build a line of new shows with the King as it’s main theme.
Can’t somebody stop these capitalistic blashphemous pigs?… Priscilla?.. Lisa Marie?… The ghost of Richard Nixon?… Anybody?
Making a kids cartoon about the life of Linda Lovelace makes more sense than this - at least from a fan’s standpoint.
Presley, who incidently became much richer in his death than he ever was alive is surely squirming in his casket… If he is indeed in there.
If he is not dead, as many fans have speculated, we are about to witness his first public appearance in almost 30 years.
If this doesn’t draw him out of seclusion, than there is no longer a dispute on whether or not he faked his death, because if he is indeed alive, we’ll know.
He’s gonna come out swinging.
Yeah, file this one under Boxing. This is SO fucked up.
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May 20th, 2006 at 9:03 am
I always thought that if Elvis was alive he would’ve surfaced on the day Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson. Since that didn’t happen, I assumed he was in his grave, only now lying on his stomach. This circus should roll him over onto his back again.
I’m glad somebody’s posting here again. I thought I’d driven everyone away.
May 22nd, 2006 at 6:38 am
Yeah, Haws. One might figure that the King would have come out of seclusion for that marriage. Unless, of course that he, just like the rest of us, KNEW that it wasn’t going to last. Sure, he was steamed, but I’m guessing that he decided to just wait it out and let it blow over.