Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has been released from jail without bond on a felony drug possession charge.
Tyson was arrested early on Friday morning. Buckeye police said they found two bags of white powder in his back pocket.
“He admitted to using (drugs) today and stated he is an addict and has a problem,” according to a police probable cause statement filed in Maricopa County Superior Court.
*sniff *sniff *bite
Elvis is in the building… And we here at Fucked Sports are guessing that he is pissed.
Cirque du Soleil - the circus that travels the world hypnotizing it’s audiences with a psychedelic freak show of contortionists, midgets, man-bots and acrobats - just got freakier. The troupe is planning to build a line of new shows with the King as it’s main theme.
Can’t somebody stop these capitalistic blashphemous pigs?… Priscilla?.. Lisa Marie?… The ghost of Richard Nixon?… Anybody?
Making a kids cartoon about the life of Linda Lovelace makes more sense than this - at least from a fan’s standpoint.
Presley, who incidently became much richer in his death than he ever was alive is surely squirming in his casket… If he is indeed in there.
If he is not dead, as many fans have speculated, we are about to witness his first public appearance in almost 30 years.
If this doesn’t draw him out of seclusion, than there is no longer a dispute on whether or not he faked his death, because if he is indeed alive, we’ll know.
He’s gonna come out swinging.
Yeah, file this one under Boxing. This is SO fucked up.
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