Archive for the 'Soccer' Category

Beckham Moving to the States?

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

David Beckham says he is leaving Real Madrid to sign for LA Galaxy.

The former England captain will leave the Spanish club at the end of the season and sign a five-year deal for the US side, believed to be worth £128m.

“Soccer is huge everywhere around the world, except in America,” he said.

“That’s where I want to make a difference with the kids.”
Hey Beckham, Take your charity to a place that needs it, BUT we keep Victoria!!!

World Cup + Prostitution?

Friday, May 5th, 2006

The expected World Cup boom for Germany’s sex industry has ignited a trans-Atlantic tiff over prostitution, with a U.S. congressman and other anti-trafficking advocates contending Thursday that thousands of foreign women will be forced into sex work during the four-week tournament.The German government, while defending its policy of legalized prostitution, emphatically denies that it condones human trafficking and says it has intensified efforts to combat it. It also denies claims by some critics that it is subsidizing construction of new brothels.

Meanwhile, realize: It’s hard out there for a virgin…

A brothel has become the first in Berlin to offer special deals for virgins with prostitutes trained in the delicate art of catering for customers who have never had sex, a German newspaper reported Friday.

Sounds like the world cup will fit all your needs…

So Much for the Highlight Reel

Saturday, April 29th, 2006

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

A German court has ruled that stadium operators can claim damages caused by streakers at soccer matches. In other words, stadiums that are fined by the German Soccer Federation for allowing streakers can in turn file that retribution on the streakers themselves.

This comes as a big blow to soccer fans everywhere.

Anybody who has ever watched a soccer match knows that the occasional streaker provides the only real entertainment during any soccer match… And with the World Cup just a mere 40 days away, many Europeons are dreading a final match that sanctions genuine entertainment.

We here at Fucked Sports are going out on a limb here… And predicting a riot.

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Adam writes: “So you mean that I can go streaking with the rest of the brazilian womens soccer team?”

Brutal attack on football fans

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

An eye-witness today gave a terrifying account of how Middlesbrough fans were attacked ahead of tonight’s crunch Uefa Cup match in Rome.

British police travelling with the supporters for the match against Roma appealed for calm after the violence, which left 13 visiting fans injured, including three stabbed.

“At around 11.30pm a small group of Ultra fans wearing black and ski masks arrived in the square.

“They were armed with knives and bats and started throwing missiles and hitting the English fans.

Bombs away; soccer smash!